Cassette / digital download, 2 min
Overview
An album of one-liners growled over rapid-fire drums.
Background
‘deathmetalstandup’ is a rapid-fire barrage of crap jokes and thunderous drums, recorded badly and collected on an obsolete format.
Following in the grand tradition of ba-dum tish, each growled one-liner is followed by an elaborate percussive assault intended to disorient and abuse the listener.
Obviously, there’s only so much rocket fuel anyone can ingest in one sitting, so the tape is only one minute each side.
The digital download is provided as a courtesy to those listeners who don’t have a twenty year old tape player in their possession. The fools.
Tracklisting
Matrimonial Abduction
Anosmic Beast
Fecal Limb Syndrome
Blunt Force Trauma
Decapitation
Psychotic Furnishing
Roadkill
Unwanted Housecall
Flesh
Mandible Necrosis
Equine Alcoholism
Staunch The Flow
Last Breath
Equipment used
Shure SM57
Renoise
Abbey Road 60s Drums by Native Instruments